关于JMComic2航班伺服器维护通知-JMComic2安装包维护

各位JMComic2航班的旅客：

您好，JM航班将在4/23，也就是今日10~12点，关闭伺服器进行维护。

敬请各位旅客先放下您的小兄弟或小妹妹，闭目养神并运气调息，感受宇宙的奥妙与奇异，探讨一下人类的大哉问，或者批评一下让自己无法快乐发电的梯子。

航班将于维护结束后，再度回归伟大的航程，感谢各位旅客的支持与配合。

Ladies and gentlemen,

Dear passengers, This is a friendly announcement regarding JM Flight services. Today, April 23nd, between 10:00 AM and 12:00 PM, our servers will be temporarily shut down for scheduled maintenance.

We kindly ask all passengers to set aside your penis or vagina. Close your eyes, breathe deeply, and attune yourself to the wonders and mysteries of the universe.Feel free to ponder life’s big questions... or even critique the VPNs that hinder you from having joy with yourself.

Once maintenance is complete, we will resume our magnificent journey through the skies. Thank you for your understanding and continued support.